If you've got a dog, stroke that for now, then when you get bored the missus, then when he signs yourself.
I aint got a dog and wor lass is watching flash dance with a glass of wine, i dont think she would take my stroking advances kindly at the moment,
You never know unless you try.
I'll let her have a few more glasses of wine first.
If you've got some Vodka start spiking her wine.