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I would have to agree that we were grateful to have Rafa as manager at such a dreadful club. And it’s a fact Bruce will have to try and clear up this mess. He won’t succeed though. He’s claiming we should be thankful though, and we absolutely should not be. Read my reply later on, which is what I’m getting at Like Bruce will suddenly rectify this mess. Well exactly He's walking into a shit storm where he's going to have basically no say on anything other than who starts on a matchday and what their rolls are. He's coming in to be a fuckin yes man/whipping boy and he knows it. 12 years of decay and Bruce rocks ups portrayed by the journos as a "Mr Fix It". When in reality better men have tried and failed, then given up and left.

I would have to agree that we were grateful to have Rafa as manager at such a dreadful club. And it’s a fact Bruce will have to try and clear up this mess. He won’t succeed though. He’s claiming we should be thankful though, and we absolutely should not be. Read my reply later on, which is what I’m getting at Like Bruce will suddenly rectify this mess.

Cant stop laughing at that. Was it mentioned by a journalist in an article that Moyes had a whiteboard with loads of potential signings listed on it, with lines pointing everywhere indicating where they may end up ?? Clearly hasn't heard of a computer.

Joe Kinnear, Steve McLaren, John Carver, Alan Pardew and now Bruce. A pound shop football club.

The mess Ashley has made of NUFC, you can see Bruce has mates in the media.

He would never get away with that.

New holding midfielder.

Bruce is mental for taking this job under these restrictions.

You mean you are not out already? What the fuck is wrong with you? He'll be out out.

Bruce is clearly going to be wheeled out in a wheel barrow in front of the press when its official.

No manager worth their salt would allow themselves to have people like Charnley and Ashley pick and buy players for them, under these restrictions you could never actually build a team. No manager wants or is happy to stand still season after season.

A ridged 5 across the middle with a half fit Carroll up front to ping the ball off.

Those give you rocking heart burn. Morrison's own brand curry crisps are amazing but I cant see to get a hold of them at the moment.

Indeed. I'm smashing a lot of skips these days.

Bruce fits the bill perfectly, washed up has been looking for one last crack at the Premier League. He'll be happy to take orders from above and wont challenge or want to push Ashley to drive NUFC forward.

Nah, I have a feeling it will be someone like Nolan as his number 2.

From El Cid to Mr Soft.

The Bordeaux kits would look really smart without that sponsor.

Nah they'll have a list of players across Europe on some database they have access to and will bid for players within budget, manager or no manager. Theyve done it for 12 years. Any player we receive an offer for that is deemed acceptable is moved on. All the manager does at NUFC is basically prepare the team for league games.

Ashley has pulled a fast one again.

Incredible. I'll take the fire, fuck it. It's a decent line. I know nothing of the show itself but that was an alright bit. Y'all going on about taste like you're not fucking Newcastle fans. Yeah but NUFC isn't a comedy, Following NUFC is like watching Schindler's List on a speed come down.

Its worse than Benidorm on ITV

Its so painful :lol: