NG32

Our data room is a shoe box with a roll of cash in it, some fag ends and mouse droppings.

While they were in the skip they installed the motors. First game of the season they sink into the ground to reveal Bin Zayed signs behind them. Centre circle opens up like Tracey Island and Mbappe appears in a toon top surrounded by dry ice. I look forward to our new overlords.

Ive just had a look at the Leazes end and can see SD signs in the middle tier as they were a few weeks ago.

What did you have for breakfast? Base Speed form the 90s.

Imagine taking a football club earning a fraction of its potential commercial revenue, at the most lucrative time in history to own a football club, and actually reducing the commercial revenue. It beggars belief! Business genius my hoop! It's not about the commercial revenue of the club he gives a shit about though is it. It's the global exposure Sports Direct gets off the back of us, that's the kicker. Why you wouldn't want to do both is baffling, but I guess the club doesn't generate the same money as the exposure for his tat empire does, maybe ? I think the point people are making is that he would get his shit company even better exposure if we did normal football club things like try to enhance the commercial revenue and build an exciting, successful team. Like being associated with bigger brands or international names. Nah, by default a stack em high, sell em cheap tat master.

Crap starts to the Prem season seem to follow Mark Hughes like ants following a trail.

No wins in our first ten games then gets sacked and fat man brings in Sherwood with Wise for the rest of the season. The team manage to scramble some points together but get relegated by a point or two. The process of rebuilding starts all over again in the championship. Ashley has 3 relegations to his name in just 12 years.

Yeah right, when we are still in the grip of Ashley and is specific way of club management.

I'm hoping King Al will get a gig on the international scene with him making a massive boob of himself, like his shameful striptease dance at Wembo.

Minimise production costs, maximise profits.

Easy to hate? No back bone or character to actually push the owner to better the first team and club. Happy to sit and skim off the club and its resources. This is what I meant, aye. Can see what TT's getting at, but howay man. If for some bizarre reason the new owners did think like that they can get royally fucked. Absolutely, but depends who's got your ear, especially when it's your 1st adventure in to football. Part of the reason Ashley is the way he is, is due to his advisors. Sure there was some tenuous link for keys to the potential new owner. He'd take great delight in bad mouthing Rafa. I dunno mind I think Ashley has his set way of doing things, gives basic instructions and his underlings all argue about the meaning of his instructions. I'd agree with that now, but when he 1st joined he was very much led by wise and kinnear over a few pints in the pub. Yeah, maybe they had his ear re football matters on the pitch and coaching but I bet his overall plan was still to run it as cheap possible flog anything that moves and bring in cheap replacements. Pocket whats left.

Easy to hate? No back bone or character to actually push the owner to better the first team and club. Happy to sit and skim off the club and its resources. This is what I meant, aye. Can see what TT's getting at, but howay man. If for some bizarre reason the new owners did think like that they can get royally fucked. Absolutely, but depends who's got your ear, especially when it's your 1st adventure in to football. Part of the reason Ashley is the way he is, is due to his advisors. Sure there was some tenuous link for keys to the potential new owner. He'd take great delight in bad mouthing Rafa. I dunno mind I think Ashley has his set way of doing things, gives basic instructions and his underlings all argue about the meaning of his instructions.

Easy to hate? No back bone or character to actually push the owner to better the first team and club. Happy to sit and skim off the club and its resources.

Absolutely.

A long slow sexy 8 year Pardew dance.

He has a 74 page thread on him? He could barely kick a ball.

I would only accept a Boa Constrictor as it would choke the life out of him. He would look up at me and ask for help and I'd say "knaa, your awful football dies here today with you" A Cobra would be wasting its venom on him unless it was helping the Boa Constrictor. Or ‘try staying on your front foot’ He might escape with a bit of magic.

Is she in her 50s or something?

I would only accept a Boa Constrictor as it would choke the life out of him. He would look up at me and ask for help and I'd say "knaa, your awful football dies here today with you" A Cobra would be wasting its venom on him unless it was helping the Boa Constrictor.

Someone on the sauce said he was gone.

Mark Hughes

Probably a very sensible move considering they have a transfer ban, tho im not sure their fans would be happy with him. Wasn't there a section of fans who wanted him out as soon as he arrived?

Is seriously garbage like.