NG32

It’s 100% him. Same as his Facebook page that got posted on here earlier in this threads life. He seems a nice guy in fairness, sent me a couple of replies when he didn’t have to at all. Cock shots?

Is that Rafa sucking on a polo mint? Just reacting to the local rags This post reminds me of the glory days in about 2010/2011 where random people would walk up to me and shout briefcase wanker at me which might have been bad for me but actually ended up in me shagging a few lovely young ladies well above my level who went up to me at night clubs and called me that. Unfortunately I haven’t aged so well so by the time I became aware of the Inbetweeners and my untapped potential as a lookalike fanny magnet the opportunity had passed. http://media1.tenor.com/images/7207c88a5069a462e4f5641a455045c7/tenor.gif :lol:

He got locked up didn't he?

Make way for the King.

Pardew back in toon!

Unless Pardew has got one of his bitches to iron his black and white tie ready for his return. Someone stand on the Tyne bridge and keep toot for Pardew driving over it in his Ferrari.

Unless Rafa himself has had enough and realised its time to move on.

"The club is no longer for sale. We are focussing on ensuring Rafa Benitez remains as manager of Newcastle United." If anything more likely Rafa leaving. With him being at the training ground Given his marching orders.

The scene from Reservoir of Dogs where Rafa is tied to the chair instead of the Policeman and Ashley is dancing round him, ready to cut him up.

Idiot.

"Cheese & Crackers"

My preference is for Rafa to stay under new ownership. However, if whoever's going to own the club and they don't fancy Rafa then so be it. Ashley has to go.

Both work for me.

Wouldn't fancy a dose of chipotle shits in the Gallowgate bogs.

If it bleeds we can kill it

Cant wait to be referred to as a 2019er by the mackems.

Gives peggas to tramps.

There is only one way to clean SD signs and that's to launch them in a skip, never to be seen again.

Id love to see Ashley dumped in that skip.

I'm going for a walk to Leazes park at lunch time, I'll find out what the magpies are saying from the trees. Ill see if I get some more nods.

Sheikh Khaled : I am Iron Man Surely Iron Mag.

Blatant lie. Everyone knows the Metro delay would mean you’ll spend 2 hours waiting for a bus replacement service. No, someone had conked out at Byker and they needed an ambulance so the delays were all the way back to Monkseaton. I switched from Platform 1 to Platform 2 after I heard the announcement as I also noticed the time as a 16 minute wait. Its destiny, its happening.