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Don't know why we've not put a bid in tbh. I hope you mean for Reina. But you have Gomes? No Freidel. Friedel is finished, mate. Scared shitless of coming off his line, flaps wildly when he does. Past the tipping point in his decline now. Anyone offering him a 2 year deal at age 40 wants their head examining.

Liverpool's away support these days seems to be 60 percent jester hat wearing Scandinavianss, 30 percent wide eyed Irish blokes who previously thought football only existed on television, and 5 percent people their home fans would call "wools", leaving just 5 percent to be proper Sergio Tacchini wearing scrotes.

Our best player by a mile.

Unconvincing in the extreme, Arsene.

His hair is genuinely disgraceful. I'd like to have seen Cloughie's reaction to some gigantic French vagina on legs walking into his dressing room with hair like that.

Everything which is wrong about Arsenal summed up in one blob - Chamakh and his hair "product"

Would they sell to Villa? I wouldn't say no to Johnson from Brum. If Pornodwarf was still in charge there rather than taking West Ham down, no chance, but Yeung is desperate for money. I liked Johnson too, but he's looked more than a bit iffy since Dann got injured.

I reckon they'll get Rapid Decline, Rapid Exit then Inter Administration. You've blatantly nicked that from somewhere. Every Villa forum, about ten times a day since they qualified. I appreciate the honesty. Not that I don't think you're capable of such rapier wit or anything. It's the first time I've found myself in the presence of people I could reasonably estimate not to have heard it. I had to do it.

I reckon they'll get Rapid Decline, Rapid Exit then Inter Administration. You've blatantly nicked that from somewhere. Every Villa forum, about ten times a day since they qualified.

I reckon they'll get Rapid Decline, Rapid Exit then Inter Administration.

We'll buy Ben Foster, I reckon.

Don't see the problem, personally. They buy decent players, they play decent football. I'd sooner them in the top flight than the abortion which is Stoke City, for example.

Absolute carnage in the Brum end there like. Yup ha ha ha ha ha

What a hideous season, but what an utterly fucking delicious finish that was. Hasta la vista, you knuckledragging neanderthals, you won't be missed.

I've been watching football since 1974, and since then, can confirm that Liverpool are the most consistently lucky side on the planet.

He's got an exceptionally punchable face. I'd like to punch it, with my big fist.

I see your Chamakh and Nasri and raise you a Rosicky and a Arshavin. I can barely get to the fridge and back without my blood pressure going over 180/120, but I feel confident I could batter all four of those, no fucking problem.

I like Arsenal, but Christ, what a team of fucking fannies they are. Chamakh and Nasri must weigh 15 stone between them.

Smallest cheer ever from a home crowd when Arsenal scored then.

Bent is fucking brilliant.

After a season of utter, utter shiteness, from week two to today, I have a feeling next weekend could very well redeem a good part of it. Please God, please.

Damn straight.

Yep, their 9-0-1 formation can fuck right off. Incidentally, I can't watch our match. My nerves are utterly fucking shot after this season. Surely though, despite it not being a good season, the pressure is somewhat off now? Should be, but I can't take any more of it. I shake like a shitting puppy every time we kick off. I just want the summer. Maybe we'll do better without me in attendance or watching? Maybe that's it.

Yep, their 9-0-1 formation can fuck right off. Incidentally, I can't watch our match. My nerves are utterly fucking shot after this season.

Giles Coren on Twitter is dropping some interesting hints about a money grabbing fat bastard playing for Man City today.