brummie

This match seems to consist of both sets of fans shouting "handball!" a lot.

There was a scene in Corrie once where she was in a basque, stockings and suspenders. It is imprinted on my mind. This new thing is post watershed. You don't get many of these to the pound, do you? http://blogs.coventrytelegraph.net/passtheremote/suranne-jones-13.jpg

This is wank. Does anyone reckon Suranne Jones will get her nags out in that thing she's in on ITV right now?

It is a cliche but it really is very, very difficult to sign players in this window. Even the deals people have been talking about for a while now haven't started to go through. I appreciate that some clubs need signings more than others, and quickly, but if nobody is making the first move, nobody gets business done.

Why on earth come out and tell everyone how much money you have to spend? He's like an even lower rent Harry Redknapp with all this yapping to the press.

I just heard you've put in a bid for Nessuno. We're after him too, by all accounts.

I hope West Ham aren't lettting him speak to Spurs as a riposte to the absolutely disgusting way Redknapp carries out his transfer business. It was also good to hear Sbragia give the wobbly jowelled wanker a verbal kick in the cunt at the weekend as well.

I know we've arrived now that we're getting the rub of the green on decisions. We won't fully be there until I see Barry being the fifth official like that cunt Gerrard.

Well, Tarquin and India go to their Brazilian crunch class on Saturday afternoons.

I noticed that. Talk about desperately trying to find some "rootsiness" by nicking shit from other clubs.

I'll just bite the bullet. I'm not his biggest fan, but we needed him more than we needed the 12m. His goal today looked suspiciously like he punched it in. See it on MOTD, weirdest goal ever.

Incidentally, I've been reading SMB this evening and some of the people posting on there shouldn't be allowed near computers, let alone the internet.

Milner was great today. Not what you want to hear, but he was all over the pitch.

^^^ It is incredible isn't it? Tighter than a gnat's chuff between 20th place and 8th.

We are scarily resilient. There's a world of difference in quality between us and Man United, I think, but the thing we do which they (you) do, is we never, ever give up. What is cheering me is that people who don't watch us all season are saying "they'll have a bad patch". Well, this IS our bad patch, we are playing well, well within ourselves, and we've still won six of our last seven games. I think we'll finish fourth at absolute best, but even so, if we start to play as well as we can soon, it'll be a pretty good season. Incidentally, re Young, one of his ban games will be the cup tie against Cheltenham or Doncaster, I think.

Are Tottingham Hotspurs currently bottom of the PL?

JAMMY FUCKING BASTARDS.

Good teams make their own luck, though. How many times have Man U, Liverpool and Chelsea scored vital injury time goals over the years? I'll tell you. One GAJILLION.

Jammy again, no doubt. Clearly outside the box according to the radio. At least Man Utd are winning. Not according to my eyes which saw it. Game over. 1-2.

Fucking hell, some half this is.

Milner equalises with what looked like a handball to me, but would have been a penalty otherwise in any case

Spunking 12m plus just to get a player 5 months early is madness. I know football long ago lost any attachment to reality, but it is a bit galling to read about this kind of thing when every time we turn the telly on it is x hundred jobs lost, and credit crunch all over the shop.

Rewind to last summer. OMG!!! Spurz have buyed Modric and Bentley!!!" They iz going to be champonsh league!!11!!

No wonder he had all that trouble with his ticker. Every time I read about Kinnear, he is getting arsey with someone or in a strop about something. He really needs to calm the fuck down.

If this transfer goes through, then it really will be the end of football.