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80 minutes. Substitution time for Kinnear.

fucking hell Shola, find some composure.

Kinnear: "Two strikers? Who?"

Carroll's blatantly crocked. And so is Jonas apparently.

Oh christ. I'm scared.

Shola's always taken good penalties. If football was a penalty shootout he actually would be the next Shearer.

SHOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tears of joy

I live on the 10th floor. If we miss this I'm jumping.

PENALTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Am I horribly wrong or is the last time we've scored from a set piece through someone not named Michael Owen Faye's goal in the 5-1 to Man U at SJP last year?

Jonas injured?

Bloody Koreans. It's dogs mate, dogs. And eating one of those would hardly be punishment.

If Kinnear takes Shola off before the 80th minute I'll eat my hat.

Butt wins a tackle and plays a good pass. SJP shocked into silence.

oh jesus christ. Looks serious.

30 minutes to armageddon.

Would be enjoying this if it wasn't 0-1 and we didn't have an ice cube's chance in hell of scoring a goal.

There's a parallel universe somewhere where Kinnear subbed Shola at halftime and we won this 2-1.

No contact Whatsoever. Duff you pathetic piece of shit.

Cisse crocked. Guess it's time for Chopra to score then.

Of course, it's int he laws of the game that Newcastle United can never, ever be awarded a penalty.

Feel like I'm getting killed little by little watching this.

HT God help us. Carroll/Enrique/Bassong/Taylor have been good. Jonas has been useful. The rest need a good kick up the ass.

5~6 in the middle flocking around the ball like headless chickens. That's just bad coaching.

COME ON WAKE THE FUCK UP. Players should fucking realize that they're 55 minutes away from a fucking riot.