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N'Zogbia really has the same problem Milner does. Absolutely no end product. He always hits the first man with his crosses just like Milner does, only he does it a lot faster and a lot flashier so people don't mind it as much. I think we might need to look into moving him on and replacing him next season.

You seen the bench? yes and i really would put harper on for ameobie No point risking injuries to any of our useful players.

Is that Vieira in the stands? Huh

Somehow Shay is still going to get me 2 fantasy points today despite the goals and the yellow card.

Wenger using up all three subs... Prime time to bring on Barton and beat the shit out of their best players.

"If I was Owen I wouldn't sign a new contract." WTF? How unprofessional was that? What sort of pathetic excuse for a commentator spouts horse shit like that.

Shay not beaten from long range shocker.

Bassong skipping around with both hands up for a full five seconds to show the ref that he didn't foul. Such an entertaining match for all the wrong reasons.

can we put Nile Ranger on now?

come now lets get a goal and keep this scoreline respectable. I fear what these boards are going to look like for the next two weeks. Especially if we don't get the.. umm.. "wow" signing.

fuck I don't want to join the cum-fest but Arsenal are just playing fantastically. Probably be their best performance of the season. Too bad for us.

Off the post! To be fair, that would've been jammy to the extreme if it had gone in. Think we're actually controlling the game in the second half now.

Jonas. Even when he fucks up he goes and makes it right again.

The close control/passing/spacing of some of these Arsenal players is just fucking ridiculous. It's painfully easy to see why they're a better team than we are.

Given skins two players! Okay, fuck the scoreline, between this and Ashley I'm entertained now.

LOL@Ashley guzzling that pint. I think that's filled my entertainment quota for this match. I suppose owners are allowed to bring drinks into the stands then?

Both looking good. We just look s**** without Milner though. That was a wind-up, right?

We have three young keepers with potential behind two first team keepers. Obviously one of them had to go. People with better footballing brains than us have seen them extensively and made the decision that Krul is the least promising of the three. I trust their judgment, so I don't mind this one bit.

Ameobi shouldn't even be there for a start Give gangsta Nile a run out instead of that f***ing poor excuse for a footballer And Guthrie I would have dropped and stuck Bassong there I'd sooner have Shola over Smith, still. Is it just me, or does Shola look more mobile than usual? Aside from blocking Owen's shot, Shola is actually doing better than I expected. Some nice flick-ons there. Still shit though.

Guthrie - Jonas - Owen all making contributions. Zoggy not geling with the team. Butt horrendus. Coloccini actually defending fairly well, all things considered.

Arsenal are playing like champions. We're... not. To be fair, this is the best I've seen Arsenal play in a long, long while. 4 points from our first three games isn't the worst of returns I suppose. I'm not bothered about the result as much as I am about Enrique limping off, yet another first team injury for us. Change the owner, change the manager, change the players, but I guess you just can't change good 'ol rotten Newcastle luck. Oh, and you doom-mongers starting to crawl out of the woodwork? Do me a favor and gag yourself for 36 hours. We'll talk then.

Park Chu-Young on a flight to France to seal a last minute deal with AS Monaco. This is for the... umm... two other people here who seemed to be interested in what he's been doing lately.

Given Beye Coloccini Taylor Enrique Jonas Butt Guthrie Zog Owen Ameobi That doesn't look bad at all actually! Nobody playing out of position and Ameobi is the only one I wouldn't want anywhere near our first team. Feeling decent about the game again.

No Beye as well damn it, back to good 'ol Newcastle again eh?

From Youtube he looks like EXACTLY what we need right now. Then again... Youtube.