Mike

Gordon having flashbacks on the bench.

Fuck off Diving giant tongue cunt.

Fuck off Canada.

Canada went into the deepest body of water to call up #2. That motherfucker has gills.

Might ask the Supreme Court to outlaw this sport if Canada are better at it than us.

Banner day for Newcastle players.

The fuck?

Absence makes you forget what an absolute cunt he was.

Messi winning the WC broke Ronaldo, like.

Actively altered my life expectancy.

Would have bet my life on a Mendes miss.

Honestly this is woat.

Game this shit shouldn't have pens this good.

This is beyond Shaq on the Celtics, this.

30 more minutes of this is punishing us for liking footy.

I only take the stairs down and he's chasing down a Thuram.

Fair fucking play Pepe.

How in the mother of fuck did England get to ref both games?

Joselu in the CL and Merino today? Aye.

God, take a second and think about how infuriating this game would have been if there hadn't been a takeover.

Perez, Joselu and Merino in the semi final.

Miggy can do that Ferran.

Fucking hell yeah. Forwards header.