Mike

Not anti stats by any stretch but if you only saw that you'd think Woltemade wasn't fucking unreal last night.

Mou is feeling very fat Elvis these days.

At the bare minimum it means we either have or have had (and can spot again) people who can see talent and know what needs to be done to lock it down.

I mean I know it isn't, but how did Almiron get in that picture.

When I was calling him world class a year ago I felt somewhat the same. He's a luxury player that we're not capable of carrying full time because we struggle to do simple things but if he gets time on the ball and a bit of space he's an absolute game changer.

Woltemarfabatovbrahimovic.

Groin would tear from the bone like smoked meat if he tried that shit the fucking rat.

Was a great CB recovery away from a goal. Did his job well, as much as I could discern it.

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-player-ratings-two-32722982 Stealing a fucking living.

He seems like the type to enjoy the contribution more than the finish.

Played more than 60 minutes tonight so he'll get more time to try. Rat meatballs furniture fjord cunt.

Edging until the flicks compilation gets posted tbh.

Instant chemistry with Woltenmade. That's gonna be a fucking problem.

Nick Woltenarfa.

As soon as we move Sandro back up in the midfield and he's running in on those flicks and either playing them as a 1-2 or finding someone else with his Italy playstyle we are dicking the entire league to death.

95 percent of the people working in football hate football.

Wew, auf wiedersehn fraulein.

You can see everyone getting the memo and playing the ball to his feet, he was getting Rat plays for a while but now he's getting that ball in his strong spots. Terrifying.

He didn't put a single foot wrong, made the right call with every dribble and flick he is immeasurable.

You dumb motherfuckers you really let us sign this fucking guy.

No Sandro?

Joe needs a rest, Burn needs a rest, If that means Trips and Krafth so be it. Murphy has to start, Gordon will start because he has CL form but I'm fucking watching him.

Yates at Anfield.