Mike

Man, can you imagine how mad we would be if we were getting these performances from him after that fucking Summer?

I will tear you to pieces like fufu.

I'm optimistic that it's either a blip in form or he's coachable enough to be worthy of the price tag but he's played two of the worst games I've seen a winger play for us and we've had absolute fucking donkeys over the last 20 years.

I'm reacting to the understanding that the EPL has less diving than the Bundesliga.

I'm more worried about this than I care to admit.

God, I don't ask you for much...

He walked away like Barry Sanders the nerve on this lanky motherfucker that was a Wednesday for him how the fuck am I supposed to be ok with this.

Have just watched the goal an additional 100 times. He meant every fucking second of that who the fuck does he think he is.

Feels like I can't even properly enjoy it man.

Grateful they don't know about Iraola.

Feeling pretty chill tbh.

I will cut your face and fuck the wound.

For those who think he's not the guy, who is the guy?

Got it wrong today, but worked to correct it asap.

I point blank refuse to live in a world where @Froggy was right. Absolutely not.

His last two appearances have been absolutely tragic man he's not a scapegoat he's playing terrible football atm.

Ugh, I hate that I can't refute this yet.

Genuinely feels like he currently offers absolutely nothing. I don't even know what his strengths are.

Should sign him just to dry his fucking goals up.

Always in awe when I see someone beat the piss out of Brighton. We play them at the Bernabeu every year man.

Barnes has been a massive improvement today.

Van Hecke is soft as shit.

CL qualification was always the ceiling after what the rat did to the summer. Just gotta get our shit together.