Mike

Spent months speaking to Slot, the fucking rat.

Self-flagellation. Ashley PTSD. We desperately need fanbase therapy.

Right? I think that's the first time he's actually fucked me off a bit.

I mea not to get terribly conspiratorial but they put it in the songs for you lot.

What do you think I'm going to say here William.

@Heron idea for when Wissa hits form.

Rhythm is a dancer?

So let's get these lyrics filled in and be the change we want to see in the world Steves.

Fair play. I mean we don't even need to take out the hotstepper line. We're like halfway to a chant already. Here comes the hotstepper (Woltemade!) Something Something (Woltemade) Something Something (Woltemade) Something Somethiiiiiiiin! (Woltemade)

I think it's got legs, man. I reluctantly withdraw "Fuck you Ian."

https://voca.ro/1ecpohf5BgAS

@Super Duper Branko Strupar @Anderson Replace murderer with Woltemade and make the hook about football or Germany or whatever.

Need to get my badges sorted fucking hell.

Howe Bruno Tonali HM: Burn, Rat.

Mad dog coughing in the lads mouth before the break.

I wanted to hate it because fuck Branko but this is class. Making goals and scoring is the only line that needs fixing. But fair play.

Obviously fuck Branko but the last line needs work.

Ugh.

You have absolutely ruined my life. I will never stop singing this.

Not having that. Goldbridge is funny.

All those Man U fans seem sound, do we have the worst Man U fan online registered here?