Mike

Edgar is impressive.

I love Saturday mornings again.

Loving it.

Kel's pretty good too tbf. If the server wasn't killing me, I would have had that joke. God damnit.

Such great buildup on that one. We look fucking good

Who scored the first?

I'll admit it. I'm completely fucking carried away. I just cannot believe that the same guys that dropped 4 to Derby are actually capable of playing football. The same guys that couldn't get over a Kenny Miller wonder strike didn't even flinch when Tottenham scored early. The contrast between watching these guys under Sam and seeing them get their confidence back under Keegan has completely destroyed my ability to reason. I mean, The Butt Barton midfield combination resulted in a goal and probably an assist yesterday. How fucking crazy is that? Geremi scored on a set piece!

I think we'll thump them. Honestly. I agree. I'm not trying to jinx it or anything, I just honestly think that we'll win. Strange feeling, innit? Beyond strange. I've never felt this way about this club.

I think we'll thump them. Honestly. I agree. I'm not trying to jinx it or anything, I just honestly think that we'll win.

I think this might be the first week since I've been a fan that I'm completely positive we'll win the next match.

Why is it so difficult to find the fair play table?

It's the screaming I find annoying. It's everything about her. Dreadful. When you think about it logically women should be good at commentating. It's essentially just talking. Every woman I've ever met has been fucking ace at talking. Looks like the BBC have signed up the only woman who's shit at it. Women don't talk, they babble on. The rub about commentary is that you have to come to a salient point in a short amount of time. That's chainsaw juggling for some women.

FSC showing the 7-1 game from 1996 now. What a goddamn day.

Just saw it again, loved it.

Just sitting here watching the match again. Don't let them mislead you, we smashed them in the second half.

That's creepy.

Might be NSFW. The watermark is genius.

Did a midget invade the pitch and make a run for Barton? That's too fucking funny.

I don't think anything beats that picture from the first match of the season.

http://www.gettyimages.com/Search/Search.aspx?EventId=77416593 Sick of you being faster than me.

http://www.gettyimages.com/Search/Search.aspx?eventId=77416593 http://www.gettyimages.com/editorial/NewcastleUnited.aspx Bookmark the last one.

Bit of a bad habit forming, every time I refresh this page, I look at the title. I keep expecting to see a 5.

You're in for a treat. Even ignoring the obvious goals and result, we put together some lovely passing moves. At one point a stat flashed up that we'd had about 15 goal attempts to Spurs' 6. And I think that was at 3-1. Oh I saw every bit of it, but I had to use unconventional methods. I just enjoyed it so much I could watch it again.

Cannot wait for the 4:30 replay.

Berbatov is playing?