Mike

Shot up straight in my chair when I saw you set this up.

I like that we've got Dan locked in a cell until the window shuts. Shows how serious we are.

Moonshine.

Chelsea working hard to piss off a lot of their squad.

Seemed like a hard working pressing midfielder at Palace. Adds to the scheme. Wouldn't necessarily need goals from him, imo.

He looked England quality at Palace, imo.

Surely they replace Shelvey?

If we sign Palace loan Gallagher we are fucking laughing.

The King tell you that, you fucking anachronisms?

Fuck off I thought you were joking.

Styrofoam plates and paper cups.

Tindall is class.

There are no good Ians.

Ian Darke in chatting shite shocker.

But it's coming home.

Why's that?

Normally right now I'd be eager for the window to shut so I could finally get around to being fucked off about the entire fucking thing.

Ban. Execution. Burn the ashes.

I trust Dan. @Flip Get on the blower to Flamengo and sort it out. You being Brazilian may be for the greater good for once.

Gonna lose my mind these last two days, for sure.

Imagine getting paid to rub Schar's legs.