Mike

We're 3 or 10 signings away.

Semedo fucked if he's already on a yellow.

Who is the best ref in England right now, btw?

That's wound me up, that header.

Wood has to get that, man.

Imagine how shit the lower league refs must be if these are the best guys.

Bleh.

We'll do it next week and it'll be a red.

What's the craic with no Isak btw?

Aye if it stays like this, which it won't.

We have zero depth.

Got a hockey ref tonight.

You can pull arms??

You can pull shirts now?

Midfield getting dicked after dropping the Isak money could be a good thing. More incoming desperately needed.

They're stupid good. The no call red helps.

Studs to the face!

red?

Hope Pardew is in his flat looking for his keys or something. Only thing missing.

God what a week.

Parker will turn it around, imo.

Well the Liverpool game is over.

Yeah that's when I mean. Instead of vague hand gestures say why or why not.

The Kangaroo fiddler? Dunno.