Mike

What's wild is that each subsequent handball was worse than the previous one. Not even a review.

Think you should mic your refs like in the NFL and make them explain controversial calls on the pitch.

Comical defense of the handballs in your coverage.

Pulisic on the bench. Bring him home.

Mctominay in that midfield feels like his dad is loaded and he bought some footballers to play with his son on his birthday.

Southampton would have 3 if any of them could fucking shoot.

Southampton's pitch looks like a driving range.

He was pretty much juggling the fucking ball.

That is a mental call.

Is Antony worth 90?

You know you hit when you get that shirt sales email.

So what I'm hearing is it's time to reopen the Pulisic thread?

What club do we support, man.

We've pretty much genuinely been hoofing it since 2005.

The Beardsley highlights are fucking unreal.

The ticker

This ends with Pardew at Sunderland and we build a Mandoon statue outside the ground.

Not a chance I survive deadline day.

It's fucking stupid how good and composed he is. Utterly unbelievable.

Ref looks like he knew Simon Gruber.

Rattle the cages of the plane nonces! Updates, I need updates!