Mike

I hope he doesn't lose that, but just adds the "Okay, I'll steal their soul when we're up 3." and just put the ball in the net. Again, that second finish tonight was fucking delicious.

He gets too many ideas on how to do it smooth and it fucks him. He's a star. He had that almost goal that was an insane chip from a maniac angle that grazed the bar. His potential is limitless.

We genuinely haven't even seen him try yet. Do you realize that? The only time I think he's put his shoulders into something is the Murphy assist vs Everton. Everything else has seemed natural and easy.

If we sell him I will die.

Can't think of anyone who has scored better disallowed goals. That second vs Liverpool and that fucking finish tonight my word.

Could have had a hat trick tonight so 1 is a disgrace. Put him on the transfer list as a shot across the bow.

Love him.

Was like "It'll be fine when they come back, we almost won." Just utterly broken inside when it's them.

Was convinced it would end 2-2 if we were lucky.

Sound. Time to start tweeting. Sick of this shit.

Dust off the Sack Pardew signs and get some tape tbh.

He gonna glass himself, like?

Bubble guts ffs

Adam P noncing as a mouse is laughs tbf.

One of those insane "How does VAR not see that" Liverpool dives. Will be clocking into work when this kicks off, gonna be answering the techs that call in like Mr Robinson's Neighborhood.

Realizing I've been mad about this match since the whistle ended the last one.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh! Ugh. Might see how far I can put a q-tip in my ears just for laughs.

The bullshit pen Rashford is going to win, the lopsided decisions, the way drury says gar-NACHO, I'm sick, man.

This has the potential to be the most infuriating night of the season.

I'm absolutely fucking sick.

Like the ending of The Wire, this.