Mike

Glue suggestions @Yorkie? Looking for a new vice.

Still the only English team to win this week.

Watkins should be off for that.

I didn't know he existed ten minutes ago, but if we don't sign him I will die.

Why have you done this to me @nufc123

Giroud?!

God we've def got a type. What does he do well?

Qualities Isak had in abundance. If our strikers weren't trying to fill generational shoes we'd have a lot more patience for them.

Osula's biggest crime is that he's not Isak. There's 100 percent a player in there. We would have run Etikite out of town if we'd gotten him before he went to PSG.

*Looks up from crude effigy of Woltemade* What are you trying to say?

If this lad (who has been fucking immense all season) is getting pelters for that one moment we absolutely do not deserve the team we have and the moments we're being given. Are we ok?

I honestly don't and that's amazing. Fucking hell what were we doing with our lives.

God, watching youtube clips of him and convincing myself he was what we were missing.

Would love to see Joe Hart and Michael Owen in a bore off.

@Shak is madly in love with Kvara so he's gonna be delighted.

Marmoush must miss us like fuck. Shit cunt.

Took 80 minutes but they finally figured a way to make this about Liverpool.

We're the only team from England to win this week.

Is pep not on beak tonight?

Joe Hart hasn't added anything I couldn't have said.

That's like a fucking hockey save. Insane reflexes.

Get mad every time they casually sub Cherki on.

Doku is cooking tbf.

Ramsdale would be off there.