Mike

If we could press them together into one person without it being a double murder we'd be laughing.

It was absolutely a red he knew what he was doing.

FUCKING HELL IS THERE A GOD

Schar doing Neymar shit.

Lawyers.

In this example it'd be a win for us and then sweeping changes asap afterwards.

Genuinely ask Rafa for a transfer idea every window. Max price 10m.

Can't wait for those two rules to ruin a Liverpool game so we can get some changes.

Football is finished.

Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuno

Guess I'll rubbish these milk cartons.

Feel like Howe and Tom Thibodeau would be mates.

Gonna be some shit when they start to see the runs Hall goes on.

Loved him in Mud (2012)

Taylor told the lasses at the strip club he was gonna be on TV today.

How many PL goals would Murphy have if there wasn't a bar? Surely he'd be at Madrid by now.

Would just play the GK as a striker, tbh.

Offside is broken.

What's that blind Frankenstein cunt going on about raising his lanky arm the useless handball blind fuckwit.

Villa love a dive.

FUCKING LOVE A SQUARE ME MAN.

Taylor you bald fucking creep.

Massive handball.