Mike

Wait, have I missed that we're officially safe?

Not a chance he splurges on footballs after that outlay.

Fuck no.

We just got fun to watch and you want the board to be sued.

If I remember my English law training, we also are not accepting comments on that article.

If a non-league club did that I'd be like "That's a clever solution to a lack of investment. Smart." But Ashley is a fucking billionaire and he's got Charnley and Carver getting bins on sale. We were a shambles, but somehow assholes for being angry.

All the floating gum in there, man.

Gutted for the employee who had to inflate the wading pools and fill the bins with hose water, mind.

Had bottles of it ready to go during that FA cup final, poor fucker.

Like .89 percent Carver spit by now.

It was probably the same water from the Allardyce years.

This is like if you let your disinterested mate play FM.

Turned it off five minutes after Mahrez scored. Mug.

Mahrez, man. Thought he was at his ceiling at Leicester. I know fuck all.

Well I definitely don't want red diarrhea.

Think City have the best chance to stop Liverpool.

Hyped for this.

Fuck I hate us.

Screamed at this. 2014!

I think about this transfer at least weekly.

You just....love to see it.

Jesus listen to these fucks cheer for Liverpool.

In our youth setup, isn't he?

Honestly it feels so inevitable.

Now's the time to bet on a dodgy pen Salah goal.