Mike

Hauled off, there. That was like a FM sub.

The spanish commentary is fire tonight. He's barely stopping to breath.

And that was a foul a half ago.

Fucking insane to think we could realistically be headed to this level of play.

Fucking hell!

Was quietly hoping Jesus would keep looking underwhelming so we could poach him.

(miles behind) Swear I have no idea what is and isn't a foul.

Feel like he's gonna be a statue at their ground.

He's so fucking good.

Gonna love every second of Benzema trying to sort this out.

City are fucking terrifying.

Fucking touch from Foden there.

Moving house to be closer to the ground for the three months he'll last next season. Aye the commute is why they've gone from 5th to dogshit. Thats genuinely worse than anything Pardew spouted, and that's saying something.

Bet he owns apartments near the ground.

Fair play to him if we stay up by five points.

Our faces when you fucking run him over.

Wish you could invest in PFM.

Aye deffo looking forward to seeing him in the World Cup.

They said you paid $54m for him on NBC today. Was sure that couldn't be right.

I swear I love Flip to death I really do but there will never be a funnier game than that one.

Mental to think how many elephants had to die for Klopps choppers.

Richarlison is more @FlipBrazilian than Bruno Brazilian. Avoid.

This craic pays taxes Neesy baby. It's been decades.