Mike

Arsenal wearing Letterman jackets.

Bloody Yanks.

Hatem on a free is the only logical January transfer. Wish I was joking.

They're both dogshit, and we're flying high and in fantastic form. We're absolutely fucked.

I think he meant for them. Casemiro sleeps in a vat of stem cells before he plays us.

Ah I missed the America-off, haven't I? Fuck's sake.

Parity? Salary caps? Salary floors? Death to America and all that but sports is the only thing we do right.

Should be in bed but I'm sat here picking the hook out of my lip.

Can't wait for your media to tell me how much City need him.

You can tell they were giving George the big one when he was pushing that rowboat into the icy Delaware river, these lot.

Does wind exist in England, the fuck is this fog.

Could have bought us for the price of this squad.

If we don't beat them I swear to God.

Insane that Fergie time will outlive Fergie.

The mice or the fans?

Today is so nice I'm convinced I'm going to die.

Man I think the entire world wanted that to go in.

Gutted cheeks isn't a superlative in Brazil.

Ref desperate to bail them out there. Cunt.

We sign a keeper than can distribute and make saves and we're fucking flying.

This will always be funny.