Mike

Played Brooks you cunt.

YOU WERE A FORWARD ALL YOUR LIFE

Hope they slipped Trips a revolver or sommat.

Playing like the Knicks now tbf.

Useless ref helped us out there.

Get him on tbh.

Spurs would do well to poach Alfred Molina here. Hope they don't.

Frustrating to lose possibly but we've been outplayed all match.

Joe Cole couldn't look more like Ten Haag.

They've marred his lovely face though.

Dunno what subs we can even make here. Willock for Joe maybe but Hall needs a sub as well.

Some top top refs in England.

We're just utterly second best today.

Has to be Hall's worst game for us.

Jesus fucking hell what the fuck is happening today.

Massive booboo fixture.

They break the press so well.

I would die for Sandro.

Second one definitely but I assume he was screened by Burn. First one was good football.

Reading subs making sense today.

He's been like M. Bison since kick off.

Literally about to cross into the box and he blows. Hope his wife is cheating on him.

I hope this ref sprains his knee jogging for a piss and then can't make it to the toilet and he dribbles stains down the front of his tan chinos the absolute weapon.

Intolerable when he's in the wrong shirt. Shithousing fuck.

Tyler with his third yellow.