Mike

Another big club call!

Joelinton's touch seems new.

The library is closed.

Never deleting this match from the dvr

Joe with moves!

100 percent reinjured my shoulder Pardew punching that goal.

I am fucking in ecstasy.

GET THE FUCK IN

All of a sudden the commentary knows Ashley was dogshit.

Felt like it.

Please don't boo the knee.

Look at the fans! Oh my god, man.

Unrecognizable scenes here man. I'm screaming at the tv.

Fucking hell the atmosphere. Buzzing. Fuck me we're a fucking club!

They're genuinely a late save FM team.

Gonna be mad when we're better than Bayern.

Be class if there was just a mystery trebuchet outside the ground. FT just hoy him into the sun while he does the Goofy scream.

Aye he'll fucking win this one like the twat he is. Jammy cunt.

Being excited about transfers. What the fuck, man.

Ridiculous how much I wish I wrote this.

Think the refs are on break in Leicester.

Gonna be wild winning penalties and not getting cards for bad tackles now that we're the biggest club in the world.

"Happy 1000th to wor Steve" While that slowly unfurls.

Sargent ffs.