Mike

Acting like the restraining order wouldn't be instant.

Aye. Know nowt about him as a manager but he seems like who we'd get, unless Pep wants a project.

Heard interesting things about a Super League. Keep the riff raff off the lawn.

Cole, knowing Bruce.

CANNOT WAIT TO BE A MISERABLE OLD GATEKEEPING CUNT. Ah wuz ere when Pardew nutted that lad. Where were you, "ToonInRiyadh"?!

We're dead rich now, will have a swan rotting up there or sommat classy.

Ashley in.

Only thing missing tonight is the anticipation of him coming back.

Hollup. @Dave

Still will, but for snobby reasons.

We're a megaclub, man.

"Newcastle interested in player who can run"

This feels like when Pardew got poached.

I know who they can use as fertilizer.

Let me have this, man! I'm a fucking Yankee fan ffs. I've got nothing.

Definitely on the cards if we're gonna fuck around and be relevant.

Got nowt else, might as well buy into the frenzy for a bit.

When do we burn the fucking Sports Direct signs?

Fucking hell are we really about to be sold?!

We been sold, like? What's gan on.

Probably can't wear the speedos with that hog of yours, mind.