Mike

He's done well to stifle his usual hatred of his teammates so far.

Gonna be wild as fuck when Man U poach Brucie from us.

Finally.

Villarreal could have 3.

I've long been in absolute awe of his dont-give-a-fuck ways.

This streaming somewhere?

" Babe bought me lunch and took the day off for a picnic! ? #ifhewantedtohewould"

We've reached the "Me and my new man! #knowyourworth" stage of the breakup, then.

Jesus must be dogshit.

Wew!

Odd rules up here in the Super League.

Lucky KDB.

PSG vs City tonight? Fucking yes please.

Was absolutely mad getting into footy right as Ronaldinho took over. Magic.

100 percent hat trick incoming.

Toney is gonna be a star.

He's approaching Pardew levels, imo.

Staggering that there's actually worse football being played elsewhere.

Even North Korea is less shameless than this.

Beefing like he's Ronaldo. Where isn't this sport broken and corrupt?

He's actually fucking drooling.

Sorry for your loss, man.

Just went through this with the old man. Wouldn't wish it on anyone in the world.

It's mad. You can actually see how fucking thick he is while he speaks. Like you can see him struggling to express himself. If it was a tweet from a hospital, you'd be inspired. But he's a top pundit for a major sports network and you're like "Who the fuck were the other choices if he got the gig"