Mike

Mad to think that Deuce was the biggest Pard-nonce in the room while we were giving @AyeDubbleYoo pelters.

Yorkie I'm sad to inform you that wor Deuce has a type.

It's been sixteen fucking years.

That fucking Shakira song, man.

I genuinely hope we asked you what the fuck was your problem when you first showed up here.

Absolute respect. Doesn't the post get hidden at -4? They had to open the fucking thing just to downvote it.

-40!

Brugge genuinely could have won this.

Mbappe definitely not simming until the end of the season.

Brugge play some hot shit.

I feel like no other footy board reminisces as often as us.

Messi wearing 30 is gross.

Brugge playing well, tbf.

Too easy.

I remember fucking @Dave took pure pity on me and sent me a bunch of season review DVD's from when the club was good.

Glenn Roeder was my first manager.

Fucking hell I had that same sentence in the chamber. Thank you for your sacrifice. Nah it's wild how all of a sudden Rafa(el) ain't so bad. He's got a blue car now, innit! Fucking hate everyone. The entire time I've watched football it's been built on hating someone else. Never been fully in love with this fucking club.

Popped a random Hulu match on and was treated to this absolute thunderbastard.

Buckled.

Has any club managed by Steve Bruce ever missed Bruce once he was gone?

Browsed their subreddit because I hate myself. The energy and excitement they're feeling makes me sick. We just cannot have nice things.

Fuck it, get them out on the pitch now, imo.

Fuuuuuuucking hell man. Seriously we only have to change like three things for this to be a Juve board.

I just got so tired reading that.

God we've got a type.