Mike

ROFLMAO *wheeze* Eat shit.

Has he done the glasses thing. That was our thing. Hate this.

Pardew kicking himself he never thought if that "our league" shite.

Smart not to include a year in this prediction. He's here until he retires.

Bruce signing an 8 year deal in midfield postgame.

Fucking hell the season starts tomorrow.

Now that we've done a transfer, is that the shop shut down for good?

Sucks, tbh. bein lost La Liga, Barca lost Messi. No more Ray Hudson Messi worship.

POIDH

They've done very well to make me feel kinda satisfied with essentially just last year's 2 and 21 squad. I'm a bit in awe at my muggery.

Get in, but....Joe what are you thinking, man.

We don't have to be Newcastle fans, y'all. We can turn this into an English board for Juve in like ten minutes. Juve, Beşiktaş, fucking Botafogo, whatever man.

Wait, am I just falling for our bullshit?

Why is he available, seems a decent-ish prospect.

Hope he joins but he'd be fucking nuts to come here permanently.

You're a Giants fan you piece of shit. Patriots. Fuck off. Fucking Patriots. Nonce.

That twat @Decky is a Giants fan iirc. I think it used to be in the OP.

USA v Mexico at the Azteca would be wild as fuck. Waiting for teleportation to exist before getting a ticket.

Think Argentina is obligated to have a curly haired defender somewhere in the nation every single generation.

Bauza's name already on the trophy, imo.

Sake.

Wew!