Mike

God that kid is some player.

Pornographic touch and turn there.

r/depression

Same. Absolute 0-0.

Bet the cunt always lands on the stashed money in free parking.

Big lad like that? Hoy him in goal.

Wew.

Was properly fucked off at the thought of it.

We're in the weird limbo when you can't tell if the celebratory posts are for our goals or for theirs.

Managing to overcome his tactics, team selection and general shitness in order to fluke a win puts him in the shop window, imo.

It's almost as if he's a world class manager who's worked at the biggest clubs in the world. What a find for the Toffees.

There's never ever been a God.

At least 15 thousand houses with the front door unlocked. Wish I had a fucking Hamburglar shirt.

If we make Bruce cry, will we be the team that has reduced the most managers to tears with hatred?

Like when it starts off watery and then goes solid. Same shite. Lateral move.

We should set up an autopost for this sentiment 45 minutes into every match thread in perpetuity. I bet if I searched this sentence the results would break the forum.

Even the unfuckable battleaxes at home are better craic than NUFC on a Saturday afternoon. Long may it fucking continue.

Oh no we're not on tv.

At this point it has to be a matter of when, not if Arsenal will be in for Bruce.

Just, fuck us in particular, man.

Christ they were serious about making us play all 38, huh.

No safety. Place is laughs today.

Flip flying in for the tomahawk jam.