Mike

He's not a bad option to bring off the bench so not got a problem with that. Certainly better than bringing Joselu off the bench that's for sure. Joselu was a stop gap under a manager who wanted to compete. Carroll is the final solution for a manager who will be happy with 17th. God that's grim.

That's the next wank sorted.

So many teams pulling ahead of us.

players are exhausted from the belly laughs during training all week. Bruce’s new material is slaying. "Alright lads, I think -" *Entire team bursts into hysterics*

Jesus Christ have we fucking met.

They're taking the fucking piss and it's working.

That Saving Private Ryan grenade squeal level shit.

Bruce looks wired on some shit.

Would love to know what the ref is doing with 23 percent of the ball.

We've actually improved.

They just cut to him and there was nothing behind his eyes.

Steve Bruce is really the manager.

Fucking hell the state of this.

SJP looks a lovely place to curl up with a book.

Place looks barren?

Fuck off this is the prime time game.

Would happily watch the Ring video before I clicked this shit right here.

It's absolutely pathetic how much I want to be friends with Shearer.

Tim!

Fair play Norwich.

iirc we could have had Tammy for cheap?

Some shot.