Mike

Lopetegui looks like he's gonna ask you if you've got a tab.

Good dive Longstaff.

There's no God.

Thays ten thousand percent on you meaningless flat cap cunts.

tbf he's quite good. But do this for the teams playing. Show me what to look for tonight.

nm, the mnf cameras have vaseline on it.

Eddie on a skincare routine, I see you!

He had his chance.

Interested to hear what he thinks about Salah's interview.

Long ranger off the woodwork with the keeper rooted to the spot and/or slowly falling backwards after it's in. Best kind of goal.

Liverpool playing today? Fuck is this shit.

Is he fuck.

God have you ever seen anything as beautiful as that.

Can't believe I was a @Decky flight away from rocking that on a shirt around Newcastle.

It's the teeth for me. He looks like he hisses before he speaks.

Didn't say anything mean about Brits and I've been O'donnelled and had the white house burnt down. He just looks like he'd make sense on your currency. You wouldn't even blink if that skull was in a painting in a museuem. That's all. If there is specifically British DNA, that's what it looks like if it managed to mate with itself. That's all I was getting at. Lotta anti-american sentiment in here.

England is 5 miles wide. You could pick your mail up in Wales.

Your man looks like he says "Mumsie".

She's literally from fucking Commack. None of you will appreciate how accurate a shot that was. Fucking hell I must have known somehow.

Rosie has too much Suffolk County in her DNA to be a stock American.

A caricaturist could only do a photo-realistic interpretation of him.

He looks like he has unreasonably strong opinions about tea.

He looks like a German poster from the 40's.

Will miss staring in awe at his extremely british face.

Keeps him in the job.