Mike

This is how I feel when I watch Doue.

Quote me when this happens, happily take the pelters but will he fuck. He can't fucking play.

Can step in for any of the starters, and is rapidly making a case for himself in the 11.

If Semenyo was shit for them they could just run it back and buy another 80m player no bother. How anyone thinks this is fair is beyond me. Just make a fucking cap if you're worried about money.

It's crazy how the financial side of this sport is set up.

God we have wasted our lives watching some of these cunts.

I wanna meet the philosopher's stone that can turn this turd into gold.

Obertan was an alien inexplicably playing football instead of invading but he could beat the first man on a cross.

Makes me miss Obertan.

Only thing he's done well is rehabilitate Almiron's reputation.

Villa are like the neighbor boy your mom constantly compares you to. Can't help but hope they get AIDS.

Where did all the fuckin Sheiks go. When I got into footy you had lads dressing up like Sheikhs every week filming themselves offering bribes. Game has been gone since they stopped fearing it.

They're so plastic I can't even muster hatred and I'm filled with hatred for everything. Best of a bad bunch because they've bought all their success and even their fans are soulless cunts. No one has been a City fan for more than 20 years.

Does nothing well.

Good to see us still playing well. Was never going to get anything in this match, the league wants a title race. Hope the ref dies.

Harsh resenting Man City for scouting and unearthing gems like Cherki and Semenyo.

Four minutes. Cunt has spent 8 minutes sauntering around keeping his plug in booking players for nowt.

Well whistlebow, Snowden.

100 percent buttplug.

How are these the best refs.

Joe must be in a cartel because he does red shit every game.

Phil Foden looks cel shaded in real life.

Don't think the pile of cash would be playing any better.

Forgot Sandro was out there.

Hall is so fucking good.