Mike

Shit is identical. I keep quiet because ya'll steady be like it's different but it ain't different.

Couldn't place him but instinctively knew something was shan. He buzzed my fucking uncanny valley. Like Brad Friedel.

Aye. They sound weird here. I turned the lower NY accent up to 11. Be moving like Joe Pesci. Youts.

Mackem and Geordie sound identical.

Here you fucking motherfucker.

There we go. Knew sommat was off with him. Fucking hockeypuck.

I hate the sound of his yank voice.

Place is gonna sound like a Funk Flex remix.

Fifa goal for Atleti. Game over.

Read somewhere he's not eligible because he just arrived this season or sommat.

Eddie to sub Bruno's oxygen bed on at HT.

Eddie out here like Blackadder.

Rather eat the cash with a knife and fork.

Knicks vs Spurs at MSG. 41 home games per year. Afternoon game:

It's completely fucked.

What's wild @The Bonk is that I was looking at Raps vs Knicks tickets and was delighted at the low prices.

I am never ever getting in that fucking place. I might get a chance to see the inside if I volunteer to shovel snow or sommat but iirc it has a roof now?

Game on.

Looking at the ticket drama is crazy as an American. I got tickets to a Buffalo Bills game for 100 gbp and that was a massive bargain. Typical prices for the upper deck was 185 pounds. We live in hell.

Played 40 games in 2026 alone iirc.

Gary Neville didn't ask for a yellow?

Why is a fucking ex Man United player doing commentary on this. Fuck off.

That being a foul after the foul on Burn is hilarious.

If he leaves us I will die.