Mike

Are any football fans anywhere happy?

Gonna learn so many italian curses when I search Lloyd Kelly on twitter the neet.

Bloody hell. Sandro can't fix this, Juve.

Fucking hell!

Kelly doing well for them?

Fucking hell what have I missed.

Fuck outta here man

Because he's literally Messi and we're midtable.

He's been gone since Pep saw him, Ian.

We might keep Hall another year but no more than that, sad to say.

We're in that stage of the bubble.

Having a cup in our locker is fucking unreal.

This cunt been sacked yet.

Genuinely. Epstein and Bannon shooting emails to each other "Give them Man City again"

We gotta climb the old Mortal Kombat ladder and then play the fucking Mackems. I hope Isak's tendons explode.

Man City. At some point you would assume the lion would get tired of eating Christians.

Liverpool are playing a cat cafe at Anfield and Arsenal got the Craggy Island over 70's

Nah that one embedded as well. It's Italy so I wouldn't be shocked.

It didn't even look like the lad had a chance to say much of anything at all. No accountability for these twats.

That's got to be that refs letter of resignation because what the fuck?

Just book your rooms in Liverpool now, lads.

He looks like he's 38 but he's like 25 iirc. They properly fucked Trafford. Love it.