Mike

BOOM BOOM BET BET THE ROOM TONALI

Fuck off man what are you good at.

Genuinely can't even see our man advantage.

FUCK YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR FATHE RSUCK MY DICK BLIND GRFITY USELESS CUNT HOPE YOU DIE

Scoop his CUNT EYES OUT.

Do we have a shot on target?

These refs are fucking pricks.

I might need to turn this off. The escapism is as bent as the shit I'm escaping I can't stand it.

They need their fucking ass beat. One ref gets his ass beat and all this goes away.

These motherfuckers need their eyeballs scooped the fuck out.

Because today is absolutely criminal. This is beyond incompetent.

Think I figured it out. The league and refs will tip the scales over the season for either us or Villa, thus not disrupting the cartel but also keeping us in a relatively placid boom/bust limbo.

I am gonna rage to death today.

Surely he's free to be back at the wall.

Man yelling at cloud but fuck off with the number sequential starting lineup.

I WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND JANUARY.

Heart in it Sandro would be relishing the opportunity to step into the Bruno role and I'd be relatively ok with Bruno having the time off, but this 2026 Sandro has me worried to fuck. Is he a tired first time dad or is he doing an Isak.

Man U pundits madder at the hair lad than this fucking rectangle.

Was like hell no ain't no way.

It's like the best way to advocate for gun control is to arm minorities.

No disrespect to the videos, mind. Love owt like this.

It's just very reminiscent (ah...ah!) of the Pardew era when we'd all cry around the campfire.

You know the season is a bag of shit when we start reminiscing.