Mike

Fuck off it's Drury.

My understanding is that Mitchell occasionally refers to himself in the third person. If you're not Rickey Henderson, that makes you a wrong'un.

Captain.

If they want to be this pedantic get some better fucking cameras.

Barnes on the left. Done.

Yes.

Insane that we went through that entire window without a thought that complacency might set in.

God if this is still true.

Gordon can't pass for shit today.

44 years old sat in me kegs at 1am last night seeing if his name was an option in the new FIFA. If only mom and dad could see me now. Absolute disgrace (that it wasn't available).

Games gone.

yamal ffs.

Worthy inheritor of Tiote's "Shooooooooooot" scream.

It begins.

Seriously it can't be anything other than a bib.

City kit is an atrocity.

Have 20 bucks in my Draft Kings account. Might turn that into 10 grand betting against blackpool.

This relentless grifting red nosed kebab fellating dog dick lying jammy pickled cabbage piece of shit been hounded out of Blackpool yet?

Is this a safe space to be sick and tired of Drury?

Are Madrid shite?

I've decided to be furious that we weren't in for Duran.

I'll never stop being mad about that fucking handball last year. We got shafted but we almost got out of that group. We should have gotten out of that group.

Can't even google them. They all look dead young so I was like "Is that a policy?" but how do I find out? "Young boys max age"? Fuck right off.

Does that News presenter currently have a Netflix documentary?