Mike

44 years old sat in me kegs at 1am last night seeing if his name was an option in the new FIFA. If only mom and dad could see me now. Absolute disgrace (that it wasn't available).

Games gone.

yamal ffs.

Worthy inheritor of Tiote's "Shooooooooooot" scream.

It begins.

Seriously it can't be anything other than a bib.

City kit is an atrocity.

Have 20 bucks in my Draft Kings account. Might turn that into 10 grand betting against blackpool.

This relentless grifting red nosed kebab fellating dog dick lying jammy pickled cabbage piece of shit been hounded out of Blackpool yet?

Is this a safe space to be sick and tired of Drury?

Are Madrid shite?

I've decided to be furious that we weren't in for Duran.

I'll never stop being mad about that fucking handball last year. We got shafted but we almost got out of that group. We should have gotten out of that group.

Can't even google them. They all look dead young so I was like "Is that a policy?" but how do I find out? "Young boys max age"? Fuck right off.

Does that News presenter currently have a Netflix documentary?

No way to praise Young Boys without sounding like a nonce.

Fucking hell it's like the first ten minutes of a zombie movie.

No cut to Bradys dumb frozen mug after the red is a disgrace.

Seems like "No thanks to Yanks" is no longer a thing.

Hope Birmingham fold and thry dismantle the ground.

Jesus Wrexham get it together why does he keep getting to be fucking happy.

Howay Wrexham.

Wait dies Tom know which team he supports? Is Brady Birmingham?

The Birmingham kit must have some deeper meaning to look like that.