Mike

Hope he rots in hell and his broken leg itches until he dies but Rat has two tonight.

Unreal ball from Murphy for that chance btw.

Gordon looks like he reeks of tabs.

Miss of the day, at least.

Miley vs Doku looks troubling.

Are you fucking mental put that in the net!

FUCK THEIR CUNT MOUTHS.

Agent Shagger 5 OG's.

Am I bad fan if I put 10 on Semenyo scoring and just print a bit of money?

I'm judging him on a footballer curve tbh.

"I think speaking with Trump might get too deep" is the craziest shit I've ever read in my life.

Who is this absolute rectangle.

Nothing another 200 million spent in the summer won't fix. Execute a few more tea ladies to cover the costs.

Genuine lol.

Are we always going to be skint.

Choke on your mediocrity then you hairy gobshite piece of shit. The glassing is back on.

Aye he's the modern Shola.

@Froggy You're a good lad ( ) and I hate to see you like this. ( ) As an official Newcastle United ambassador, I am happy to offer you this opportunity to become a Geordie, just like me. No judgment.

Cunt started both his sons. Man United is a make a wish franchise.

He was really quite good today. Offers something we're missing with those runs, just needs time in the team to build up chemistry.

We're a bit too fucking entertaining.

We do?

How in the FUCK

We cannot.