Mike

ffs had 5 on the draw. Fucking Pickford. Unreal strike.

Human arms get something on that iyam.

Wait what the fuck is this.

Howay VAR

Need to figure out sports betting because Onana scoring today is free money, isn't it.

Everton are tragic. If we don't gift them points again they're fucking doomed.

Arsenal fans upset Szoboszlai wasn't sent off. Nature is healing.

Was hoping to see Chiesa.

Actually shut it off because it's going to be insufferable.

Ref went for the affectionate head stroke on Szob. Odd.

Love how Vardy's age goes up every time he scores.

Bought Chiesa because he was on sale, these scouse cunts.

Was too busy rifling through Guehi's trash.

Delighted he found his form in September. Thank fuck.

Fast motherfucker.

Channel is this on?

Fucking hell this is the song I could never place in that Eddie Murphy SNL sketch. Holy shit.

It's in chat. We've had one for decades.

After how he was talking I'd expect to see activity long before January.

Is Elanga only 10 million pounds less talented than Isak, though? 50m was wild. 50m is like four Chiesas.

Can we sort out the manager situation? Canada are better than us.

Sat here wishing we could sign a player like that.