Mike

HARVERY MOTHERFUCKING WORLD CLASS GOD DAMN BARNES FUCK YOU

It isn't healthy to love a stranger this much.

Probably secretly signed for Liverpool a year ago.

I fucking love Ex, man.

We're a completely different problem to solve when he's on song.

What'd Alex say.

It's like he doesn't know he shouldn't be able to do all of this shit.

Miley 8,8,8 tbh.

Counterpoint:

WORLD CLASS HARVEY FUCKING BARNES.

I've flatlined at least twice easily.

WORLD CASS SUCK MY DICK WORLD MOTHERFUCKING CLASS.

Bar is nice, receptionist was fucking unreal but the craic didn't exist. Was very subdued and polite. Family from the Toon were getting treated like they were at the zoo it was laughs. Dillons is always lively every time I've been there regardless of turnout. But it's closer and there's a lot right next door so it's gonna be my local.

I will cut your fucking achilles tendons and shit in the slits you fucking motherfucker.

It's a genuine shame that the entire world turns into that Sandworm desert from Beetlejuice if Bowen leaves London. Would love him here.

Feel like I'd be in therapy if I supported Forest.

Was in your hood last week @The Bonk

Usually skip this bit.

At the moment? Worrying.

@SammyDearden was sure that'd work.

I'm impressed that my cynical heart still has area to wound, because I'm incredibly disappointed in the international community at large and their disinterest in ostracizing us in general. I'm increasingly disinterested in football and sports as a whole and society as well? Saw that some anonymous better made 400k insider betting the Venezuela events and it's like...we live in a world where you can bet on when atrocities occur and I just want to be alive to watch the entire fucking thing burn to the ground.

We'd still be playing if Liverpool needed a goal.

Couldn't wait to blow the whistle there.