Mike

Think I've seen one of us in the wild one time aside from the night in NJ. I'd deffo overreact. Don't have a single problem hollering the blaydon races at a stranger.

Criminal for this not to be the radio call.

Imagine being too much of a bellend for Arsenal.

If he isn't I'll have that.

You've gone too far, cunt.

@Sempiternal

Could mad libs a lot of that and it'd apply to us.

We've reached the reminiscing stage of fuck all ganning on.

There wasn't a proper investigation into this. Britain is soft on crime iyam.

I just need everyone to stay fucking healthy this season. This kid has terrifying potential.

Lose 5-1 to USA.

Looks like I'm driving to Niagara falls tomorrow.

Bloody hell Cal didn't even wait for the season to start. It's a shame how good he could have been.

Bring him hyem.

Would have been better if you'd said Wee club like Fergie. 4/10.

If he goes to England after telling USA hes too tired I'll lose my shit.

Bobby Bonilla's agent strikes again.

Taking suggestions for a thread title change.

This, imo. Almiron inexplicably was the only player to stay reliably fit, which is insane when you consider how much he moves. If his end product was consistent we'd be laughing.

Morning Haz. Every source chats absolute shite. Nee fucker knows owt.

This cunt fuck off yet?

Is Lee Kang In that wild dribbling Korean dude we were linked to for ten minutes a year or two ago?

Listen, you've been headed this way for a whle, so I think it's best to do it and get it over with: