Willow

TOP Target bale yes BALE

Keith "class m8" Downie

Whose chairman owns the f***ing country. Why are people so blind to this being an issue? Do people just have their heads in the sand? There's not a chance on earth this goes through. Zero. The directors' test says anyone who might have an influence over the club has to be squeaky clean, and not "reasonably" thought to have done anything like, I dunno, be involved in piracy. Can you think of anyone who has connections to PIF who this might apply to? I've been saying this for weeks. ur getting insufferable now, spewing the same drivel every day,u seem the type who would say i told u so, and gloat over a rejection..there will be no sign of u here when it goes through , same as that other serial poster penn Stop posting in text speak, what's with the "ur" and "u"? thx bb xoxo u ok hun? nb thx lol evry1 hvin fun in here? tb

Whose chairman owns the f***ing country. Why are people so blind to this being an issue? Do people just have their heads in the sand? There's not a chance on earth this goes through. Zero. The directors' test says anyone who might have an influence over the club has to be squeaky clean, and not "reasonably" thought to have done anything like, I dunno, be involved in piracy. Can you think of anyone who has connections to PIF who this might apply to? I've been saying this for weeks. ur getting insufferable now, spewing the same drivel every day,u seem the type who would say i told u so, and gloat over a rejection..there will be no sign of u here when it goes through , same as that other serial poster penn Stop posting in text speak, what's with the "ur" and "u"? thx bb xoxo

How's everyone's bowel movements been this week?

8 years ago https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/52987536 Andy Carroll's opening goal for England in their Euro 2012 group stage win over Sweden

Nice one Gregg https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52895291

Take it to private message you knackers

Best spelling attempt I've seen in ages

Willian is obviously quality but I've found that whenever I watch him for chelsea he seems to be going through the motions, like he's desperate for a new challenge

It's just sitting in their spam folder

cyclones of rubbish swirling around

Arca was a canny player

Why's there so many empty seats?

Hope we can snatch a draw at least

'Toonto'

What would be your dream kit maker if we were to swap as soon as possible?

2 month's of this shit, we've all got the bluest balls around ....soon to be golden balls

Anyone with an "intimidating hard-on", please direct yourselves to the Lenny's Lasses thread in Chat and await further instruction