Willow

Beth is the absolute pits like, just pure and concentrated negativity. Which is mad seeing how almost everything nufc is positive at the moment. I had to put them on ignore.

I'm fucking loving all of our transfers this summer, holy shit Proper excited for this season and seeing how they all gel together. I just feel zero pressure or anxiety about what lies ahead, feels good man

Ah my bad, for some reason I thought he was a right winger

How about Gnonto from Leeds? A cheeky loan offer perhaps

What's the score, has it finished?

Rattled by that certain guy in the crowd watching his every move

I'm not even watching but wanted to comment at how shit Targett is doing and how much I hate him. Sell Wilson too

Future star in the making and he's OURS

Having all of these non-elite players at Newcastle United is keeping me awake at night.

This guy's going to be fucking great, can't wait to see him play for us and he's only 20 too. A right CB now and I'd be well chuffed with the window. Ashworth's getting crackin with the knackin

Tatt stalking confirmed

I blame Callum Wilson

Is he on about £200-230,000 a week over there? Anyone know? I'm sure he was on about £38k here

Ben's not going to just give you a link or copy & paste the information here man, you have to work for this kind of information

I want each episode to be 4 hours long and also available in IMAX just in case

Nah drip feeding episodes is always best imo Soak in the anticipation

Gan on Eddie! Really looking forward to this

ANNOUNCE. BARNES. NOW.

Solid kits all round this year, fair play

That goal at 2:45