Willow

GET THE FUCK IN MAN

Guehi's mint

Mainoo is just calm as fuck and a joy to watch

They're getting closer, only a matter of time unless Gareth does something #prayforgordon

Gareth will be waiting until the 85th minute until he does owt Trent and Gallagher

Toney for Kane pls

God, ITV is just the absolute pits with the adverts and bullshit. Ugh

Very promising but the fact it's still 1-1 is annoying, we've been unlucky not to be ahead. Gordon would murder on that left wing

Narrator: They did.

Never a pel

Tripps going full Shola with the offsides

Always assumed she'd move on at some point, so not a mega surprise to me. Interesting to see if this affects anything in the short term but I doubt anything long term.

Page 1001, new freshly cut, clean slate transfer rumours thread time? Or does it continue forever?

Bring him hyem Offer Longstaff for a laugh

A little more insight into the PSR deadline from the Athletic, featuring David Ornstein and Chris Waugh

Exactly, we'll likely never see him play for us so I couldn't give a fuck

I mean, this is just a fantastic deal all round in my opinion. £35m for Elliott is just nuts as it wasn't quite working out for whatever reason and I think the move will do his career the world of good. I wish him all the very best

I'm fine with this tbh, no issue at all

Club Statement:

Honestly he's probably my favourite player currently, I just can't fault his attitude and talent. Really wishing he gets more opportunities in the Euros, but that's down to Gareth the fraud. Fingers crossed he gets a goal and is able to make a real difference