Willow

Non Paywall version if needed https://www.archivebuttons.com/articles?article=https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/newcastle-alexander-isak-replacement-shock-development-3823606

As a short term fix, getting Watkins and Wissa on 3 year deals - we somehow win the Champions League this year as their partnership ignites

Bidding war please. If we're losing Alex then I want the heftiest fee possible so we can transform this team

Mood

Yes, in Home, Away and Third Kit designs

We've been in contact with Sisqo thankfully

If he does up going, I don't think it'd be the end of the world. He's been fantastic for us but we always knew one of our big players would have to leave for us to push on. At least we'd hopefully get a minimum of £150m you'd imagine. Obviously I'm still praying he'll stay and sign an upgraded deal but I'm trying to be realistic like most of us here. We need some proper clarity from the higher ups asap.

Zero asks if he can be less African too, is this possible?

Offer 35m plus 5m add-ons and let's get it sorted Stingy buggers

25m is such an insulting offer, what are we playing at man

Desperate for a solid embedded transfer tweet to deliver some hope...

Keep Isak Get Wissa for around 30-35m Get CB Get CM I'd be canny happy tbh, perhaps another 1 or 2

I've hyped myself up too much on Hugo so I just want this saga to end I also need a hug and desire many links to other top players within the next couple of days

Desperate for some new embedded updates, get cracking clueless journos, I'll lap it up

Perhaps stick the thread title back to just Hugo Ekitike Ney fucker seems to know anything and nothing of note seems to have really happened?

I don't think we'll get him, unless we just say fuck it and pay the release clause and pamper him with endless compliments. That and hack his and his agent's phone to reject any other numbers for a few days

I wonder what bullshit saga we'll see today Has that 'Laurens' guy on X posted any follow up?

Nobody is certain of anything, it's all guessing and choosing who to believe out of a pack of liars! We won't give up that easily you'd imagine, especially after such a long persuit

It's exhausting refreshing these 2 threads whilst bored at work