Vinny Green Balls

He said, "That was some utter shite. Speaking of that..."

Same here Genuinely baffled how anyone can see anything in it. want it so bad= see it. It's like Electronic Voice Phenomenon. We are so desperate to make any sense out of white noise that we hear things that we want to hear.

This cuntish lickspittle charlatan would make a fantastic addition to Ghost Hunters in his next job.

4 more games, then I'll judge him.

I would have preferred a thrashing.

We will surely be relegated with Pardew at the helm for a half dozen more games.

Mike, cease and desist.

Stifler and Mike can remove themselves from this plane of existence for their negativity.

I don't. They are doing the club and city a great service by putting in a shit performance.

Seems so appropriate too.

You really would think that the ball raped and murdered Pardew's family or something, and he's out there battling his demons every day.

I'd prefer watching a C-Span debate about water levels in Montana.

It never even occurred to me that neutrals would be watching this. I guarantee that they would no longer be neutral after having 90 minutes of their lives wrested away from them

He's coached by a man who is clearly terrified of the ball.

this is much more exciting

That is saying something...and is generally said after every half we play.

Some Stoke City trollers (if they exist) are extremely confused. Stoke City Trollers. Not a bad band name.

What kind of abusive asshole are you for making her watch this s***? She needs to know my pain Can't you just hit her? It's inhumane to put her through this. Pretty sure it's on the same list as waterboarding. and I'm ashamed of myself for laughing

What kind of abusive asshole are you for making her watch this s***? She needs to know my pain I weep for you both

What kind of abusive asshole are you for making her watch this shit?

how does this work?

Janmaat played in the fucking World Cup semifinal just a few months ago...and now this. His agent should be drawn and quartered.

Strange days when the two most popular clubs in the Northeast tonight are Stoke and Newcastle.

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