Vinny Green Balls

It really is madness. The talented players that Pardew has had at his disposal through the years, but he either benches them or foists them out of positions, then benches them for looking clueless in a position they are not well adapted to play.

Pardew and this club are like the classic fish eye ruse. As soon as you think it's done fucking you from behind, you turn your head to look at it only to get a full volley of jizz in the eye.

http://www.postrevolutionaryblues.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/sackpardew.jpg

I think a sackpardew.com photoshop would really grace that image.

http://www.thenewstribe.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/al-Qaeda-in-Mali.jpg

CR7 just a punk ass bitch And his tight ass ho made these Slav balls itch

and being a minority of one doesn't make you wrong

and the pussy is mine unlike my boy called Zhirkov

Yakov was his name and boy coming... straight outta Ludogrets is a brotha that will smotha yo motha and stick it up Ronaldo like no otha

Niche hip-hop. Don't hate my art. Straight out of Ludogorets, crazy mother fucker named Yuri...

IIRC Ludogrets isn't exactly the epicenter of hip-hop culture. Good luck with that.

this is such a bittersweet thread. It's like looking at graduate schools after being diagnosed with the deadliest strain of Ebola. Necessary to keep hope alive though

It's so cuntish that it becomes a hilarious caricature of cuntishness.

For me now, this forum is Newcastle United. Fuck the actual club. Fuck the matches. Fuck the staff. This forum is the only thing decent about this plague-ridden club. ...well, this forum and the fantastic city the club resides in.

Fuck Pardew Fuck Ashley Fuck this club

The greatest feeling of joy we will experience in relation to this season will be when this motherfucker finally gets the axe.

did a check. sackconsuelogonzales.com isn't taken

What an unbelievably talented revisionist historian Pardew is. Take some notes, Sean. http://gossipextra.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/sean_hannity1.jpg

:lol:

Joffrey was fine after he slept it off.

Could be he's confused as fuck as to what Pardew wants him to do too.

Agree. I think we'll have to be comfortably cut adrift and in a very obviously perilous position before MA pulls the trigger. How are we not? Ashley is a gambler and we are only two wins away from mid table. Ashley is also proven to not really understand football. Does he really see a bad performance from an average one? If LV's beaten and abused Australian bird can see it, I'd expect Ashley to as well.

Looking forward to John Gregory in the dugout in a couple of weeks

It would be utter madness to not see how delicate our position is, and how the likelihood of him turning it around is fuck all. I expect him to be here for a few more games

Fuck him. He had a cushy very well paying job here for four fucking years. I feel no pity for this snake oil salesman in the slightest.