Nah but evidently some guy lost his virginity up Bimpy's.
While not true, nowt wrong with a bit homosexual action. You prudish ?
Nowt wrong with it, it just isn't for me, and I should know. Stuck a pen up there once to see what it was like, it turns out it just hurts and bleeds a hell of a lot.
Sometimes I strain to get a shit out so there is no chance I could take some cock up there.
Seriously, you've got to romance it in. Just don't jam it up there. Enthusiasm appreciated, but use a little wisdom, man.