Vinny Green Balls

It sucks I could only watch those on Youtube that season, and with the Benghazi bandwidth

That pizza is the food equivalent of all of the works of Aleister Crowley combined with Mein Kampf

true. I think there were some racist undertones against the proud, noble people of the New World.

Not to jump on the TaylorJ bashing bandwagon, but that pizza is a fucking abomination. 1) It insults ben Arfa 2) It cruelly mocks the latin alphabet 3) It shits on the corpse of proud culinary culture. 4) It was thrown together as if those 6000 years of civilization never existed.

...who now has a serious hamstring injury

Wonder how many paintballs Jonas actually fires. 2? 3 maybe?

he's like the honey badger now.

He wasn't able to get much down after using a knife for his cereal

funny how joyous this forum was yesterday.

an Italian tank

My god, Slim. WTF?

Why couldn't we have ended up with Laudrup?

I know Pardew is the worst thing ever etc, but it's not beyond the realms of possibility that he knows how HBA is doing better than the fans. He keeps telling us Ben Arfa need smatch fitness, yet he get to play only 45mins, how in the blue fuck will Ben Arfa get that match fitness if he doesn't play. As I said, I'm assuming Pardew and staff have a better chance of knowing than we do. I don't know what the real story is. I just think taking HBA off in this game is a complete non-story. And i'm assuming Pardew is a thick fuck and should be shot into space from a cannon mounted in Mrs Bimpy's massive arsehole. Is this your wife? Why are you telling us your wife has a massive arsehole? N-O has become bimpyleaks apparently.

well, at least half of that is sorted. now for the first part...

I know Pardew is the worst thing ever etc, but it's not beyond the realms of possibility that he knows how HBA is doing better than the fans. He keeps telling us Ben Arfa need smatch fitness, yet he get to play only 45mins, how in the blue fuck will Ben Arfa get that match fitness if he doesn't play. As I said, I'm assuming Pardew and staff have a better chance of knowing than we do. I don't know what the real story is. I just think taking HBA off in this game is a complete non-story. And i'm assuming Pardew is a thick fuck and should be shot into space from a cannon mounted in Mrs Bimpy's massive arsehole. have you gotten her written consent?

What has this club done to you poor souls? All condemned men here waiting in The Tower.

I detest Pardew, but being okay with Joe replacing him? That's fucking madness.

I'd probably get carried away and totally forget the task at hand, tattooing that he was a rapist like in a Stieg Larsson scene.

Because Alan Pardew suffers from short term memory loss. Somebody needs to suggest a system like Guy Pierce had in Memento then. I wouldn't mind tattooing this shit on him.

3 that I know of.

a carefree bimpy before that lucky hobgoblin whisked him away. http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn175/brideofchucky1011/untitled-2.jpg?t=1238526064

Alex Winter?

I was thinking more this for bimpy. http://www.manowar-collection.de/Manowar1984Poster.jpg

tbf Michael Shencker is an unbelievable guitarist, particularly when he was in UFO. that live version of Rock Bottom... but seriously, his legendary twatiness really comes out in that picture.