Vinny Green Balls

van Gaal looking more and more like the Queer Eye dudes gave Steve Bruce a makeover

3.9 million people, and they've only been a country for 28 years. This is their 3rd WC semifinal. Fucking incredible, Croatia.

He’s a professional. I mean, he survived two years of being Bruced up the ass

I suspect that Brazil's pace would tear Pepe a new asshole

Really disheartening that the douchey Ronaldo still has such a fan following. One of the biggest cunts in Christendom, which is full of cunts. Give Ramos the cunt’s number and dub him GR7

You made a deal with the devil for Japan to lose, didn’t you? That 5-0 may be wishful thinking though.

That was Vini Jr’s impression of Michael Laudrup.

FFS. Always a fixture in our lives. My dad was fortunate enough to go to see him play a few times in the mid 70’s when he played for the Cosmos. he’ll always be the GOAT how he revolutionized the game. Probably didn’t actually stop a civil war, but he is a hugely important historical figure nonetheless.

He was quite solid, and put his body on the line like a nutter a couple of times.

South Korea probably got their stereotype of blood and thunder fighting until the very end from their go in '94. That insane Spain comeback was one of the most exciting things I have ever seen in a World Cup. They were eye catching even then. Obviously vast difference in the quality of the players now, but since then, I just expect them to be a nightmare to play against in the last ten minutes.

That '86 Danish team was something special. I feel sorry for the kids today for not knowing the greatness that was Laudrup back in the day. Most elegant player I have ever seen.

Lately at least. Poland made two World Cup semi finals in their history, and had a fantastic team in the 70's and early 80's. They've been trash since 1986 though.

Musah is barely 20 FFS. He is going to be something else. We played a blinder in convincing him to play for us.

Bert Kreischer really let us down then.

Klinsmann was particularly well known for diving all over the fucking place. That's his culture.

This is easily not the worst Argentina team.

You also went behind early in the second half and had little choice. But yeah, Robson was a legend, a brilliant manager with a huge amount of success at club level. Obviously Southgate is not at the same level.

In 1990, England were very lucky against both Cameroon and Belgium.

Hodgson

Yeah. I am.

Yep. This team is young and has a lot of time to grow. Really talented, young midfield with a high ceiling. I hope to see someone other than Berholter in four years though. Last game was calling for Reyna. He is rigid as fuck as well.

Given their lack of a proper striker, they are going to struggle with goals. They had something like 19 touches in the 18 yard box against Wales, and failed to produce much of anything from it.

You are losing the plot, man. They did not play a boring, staid style. They attacked with purpose and pace. Just seriously missing quality in the final third.

To say that the U.S. midfield was shit is pretty ridiculous. Defense and midfield were very organized today.

Iran would be on 4 points and go second....assuming Wales didn't destroy England