Vinny Green Balls

They are all pussies though. Knopfler is great, but does he strike fear and loathing in the hearts of opposing fans? Sting? Maybe Sting from The Police. But Fields of Gold isn't going to cause anyone to shit in their pants. Buried Alive and Raise the Dead will.

Anyway, so it's agreed that Venom is now the official band of Newcastle United.

Wasn't it rather thin back in 1980 though? His hairline was pretty receded back in the day.

He honestly looks like he hasn't changed much since then. Looks almost the same, but with a bit of gray. Fantastic band.

We should honestly be getting Venom to do the announcement videos since they are Geordie boys. Let the world know our great menace, and shrink in abject horror.

And now look where we are. Just unbelievable.

Yes

He still is an absolutely massive talent

Holy shit! Just waS on the plane from Paris. This is some news to land to.

And don’t forget all the straw posters who laughed at you when you said this.

For more than one definition as well

Sports journalists are rarely actual journalists. There is way too much latitude for when these pricks are wrong.

He’s pretty much the closest to perfect we have had in that position in my 30 years supporting the club.

Pretty sure that Skip Bayless could be the key to saving our Republic. Name another person who could unite Democrats and Republicans in their absolute hatred of this pile of dog shit.

4:3 against Man U when Keane got red carded. You Just knew that it was going to be a special season.

“Do your own research”

lots of rejected bid enthusiasts on here

Tbf he said some very positive things about it being fantastic that we have 5 points from the first 3 games.

Just unreal that we have Kieran Fucking Trippier

It would just highlight your brilliant choice in women.

As has been said before, there is something transformative about this guy. Optimism combined with quite high football intelligence. Ecstatic to have him as the face of this club.

Holy shit! was not expecting this result. Out filming for the day, and glad that I was. Sounds like I may have died watching it.

I am with you there, man. As you know, it’s been overrun by shock jocks. I can’t stand fuckers like Skip Bayless, Stephen A Smith, and Nick Wright. They are Paid massively to be wildly wrong, and total cunts about it.

I sometimes think that Skip Bayless is one of the posters.

Unfortunately 30m is no longer a heck of a fee.