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They lead on aggregate, no need for goals. Easy decision really. The worst side I've seen is probably Stoke with their Rory Delap-tactic. It's no defense for 90 minutes of time wasting. They were rather woeful in the first match as well, got lucky breaks with their goals. "Best team in Scandinavia" my arse.

FC Copenhagen playing the worst football I have seen in years, with no attempts at goal and 11 men in their own box at all times. Fucking disgrace to football as a sport.

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Premiership Top 4 (in order): Chelsea, Liverpool, Man Utd, Man City Relegation (in order): Stoke, Hull, Wolves Dark horses: Burnley Top Scorer: Michael Owen Championship Promotion: Newcastle, WBA, Reading Relegation: Barnsley, Blackpool, Scunthorpe Dark horses: Nottingham Forest, Peterbrough. Top Scorer: Michael Chopra League One Promotion: Leeds, Millwall, Charlton League Two Promotion: Notts County, Rotherham, Bury League Cup: Chelsea FA Cup: Man City Europe La Liga: Barcelona Serie A: Inter Milan Bundesliga: Bayern Munich Europa League: Valencia Champions League: Barcelona Other World Player of the Year: Messi Who'll be NUFC's top scorer?: AndY Carroll How many will Nile Ranger score?: 9 First Premiership Managerial casualty: Mark Hughes Where will Man City finish?: 4th Will Gareth Bale win a match?: Yes

What I find amazing is how Keith Harris says there'll be "two or three more players out and perhaps one or two in". Who the fuck is gonna sign them?

If you buy Skjelbred, I will personally kill you.

Goodbye Oba, I look forward to hearing your name randomly on here like Carl Cort today when you sign for a random shit club in five years time.

I would have.

Now, onwards to 301!

A smart person takes the nude photos of his girlfriend off his phone before trying to take nude photos of his other girlfriend.

Poo

me

The apostrophe doesn't make it any better

What's with the "Iam"?

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Malcolm McDonald probably the least convincing.

*cough* *cough* *Nixon* He does though, tbf.

Every time someone mentions Geremi, my first reaction is always "Holy shit he still plays for us?" 01101101011010010110101101100101 001000000110100101110011 00100000011100100110000101110100011010000110010101110010 00100000011001110110000101111001

Santa is not real. The easter bunny is made up, no bunny hops around shitting chicken eggs filled with candy. The tooth fairy is plausible, though only in areas where there's a mental hospital with a relaxed security system and one of the inmates likes to sneak into kiddie rooms and steal teeth.

Really? <i>This</i> page was the tipping point? It's 33. Let's get serious fellas, I head there was a press conference going on right now, but they weren't going to air it for a week, any thoughts? I was just about to guess 33!?!?!?!

Really? <i>This</i> page was the tipping point? It's 33. Let's get serious fellas, I head there was a press conference going on right now, but they weren't going to air it for a week, any thoughts? I was just about to guess 33!?!?!?!

0010000001101000011001010110000101110010 001000000111010001101000011001010111001001100101 001000000110100101110011 0010000001100001 001000000111000001110010011001010111001101110011 0010000001100011011011110110111001100110011001010111001001100101011011100110001101100101 001000000110000101110100 0010000000110011 001000000111000001101101 00100000011101000110111101101101011011110111001001110010011011110111011100111111 It's "So I hear there is a press conference at 3 pm tomorrow?" in binary.

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