Kimbo

I think Paqueta’s name should either be banned or censored at this point until credible reports of us bidding for him. I remember the Skjelbred days.

It would make no sense.

My only concern with Pulisic is that if he does well he’ll start strutting around with an entourage wearing loads of bling and colourful suits, talking about how he’s the greatest. Fortunately Yedlin and Onyewu weren’t very good so it never happened with them.

Zaha probably would’ve been doable with him in the last year of his contract, I expect his age has put anyone off bidding.

I didn't realise Dennis had completed his move. In light of that our bid seems a bit TARDY.

But if we value him at 17 or 20, will we pay an extra 5? I would guess not.

He sounds like he fits the bill as much as the other young forwards we've been linked to. The bid was rejected though, and I get the impression we move on rather than go back with higher bids.

Well how do you think the search for attacking players has gone so far?

I am waiting until the window is closed, I have little option. I’m cautiously optimistic that we can bring in one significant player before the deadline (but it may be a loan), but if we got 3 I think I’d faint.

I didn’t say things are awful, but we are struggling to make the signings the club wanted at the start of the window. This place is getting well rawky when it comes to anything remotely negative.

You’ll be lucky to get one of those the way things are going.

All the top managers other than Ancelotti are cunts tbh.

I’d pay to see Jorge Mendes explaining to him on deadline day that nobody else wants him.

He should’ve joined them tbh.

Quick google tells me Rice’s pen record is now 1 scored 2 missed. Him taking it looks a bit billy big bollocks.

Only Antonio was running. The Forest player was moving sideways to try and block Rice and Antonio has plowed into him. I think even in Rugby that is a foul.

Goal shouldn’t stand IMO.

I don’t think we have put a bid in for Paqueta, Lyon or his agent would have leaked it to try and start a bidding war. If we haven’t put a bid in by this point then how serious can the interest be?

I can’t help but wonder how long the monitoring period is before they bid for players.

I don’t think Ross Barkley had a good football brain, he had skills as an individual but didn’t know how to play in a team. If he hadn’t signed a huge contract at Chelsea he might have been able to find his level elsewhere, but it wouldn’t have been at a top half club IMO.

I can’t remember Sancho ever impressing me.

FFS Man Utd getting slaughtered by Brentford and we get punditry from Jamie and Karen. Where’s Roy Keane?

I think the shortarse CB experiment isn’t going to last long

I love a keeper fuck up.